So for the last couple of weeks every time I watch Spain play in the Euro tournament I have felt a bit funny whenever Fernando Torres comes up on screen. Its like when you first saw the middle Hanson performing MMMBop on MTV. Don't try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Well thankfully I don't have to make any huge announcements to my wife. I plugged Torres' (stunning) profile image into a facial recognition analysis website and wham (no not that Wham!), it all makes sense. I didn't make this up. Torres is the hypothetical result of a crazy party involving none other than Sir Bobby Charlton, one of the greatest soccer players in history and some very beautiful ladies including Kristen Bell (who is also very stunning in Heroes), Josie Moran, Tea Leoni (loved her in Bad Boys) and Rebecca Romijn.

How can you blame me! Now my wife can stop worrying about me.